andreaschoice: heartsmileyfacesandbenzo: pan4cea: sandytoes: dannysauruswrecks: OMG! THE SOUND I JUST MADE WAS NOT HUMAN! DDDDDD: WHEN THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER LIKE ‘THIS MA SAHNG’ the amount of joy this gave me is not natural Awww, I want oneeee =3 <3
thoughtsyouread: Anyone who still has a stigma about dance being only for girls needs to shut the fuck up and watch the amazing men on SYTYCD. Matthew, you will be missed.
Reblog if you would drop everything to travel with...
seamushughes: tyleroakley: Sometimes, people don’t suck. aww <3
sherlockedcompanion: i-make-doodles-lol: gallifrey-feels: cosmo-gyral: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” Probably Definitely. Obviously.
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL
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milesjai: okay then
japaneseteenager: me with every meal
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
tyrannia: my grandma is watching golf
dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: tinyrocketeer: i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL WHERE IS MY MATE A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION