Bricetopher

kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

THERE ARE TOO MANY HOT GUYS IN LONDON!! FUCK ME!!!

wvnderbar:

“may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time

mond0:

imagine someone breaking into your house dressed all in black, grabbing your shoulders and screaming “WHERE IS HE?! WHERE DID HE GO?!” and when you ask who their voice drops to a whisper and they say, “cotton eyed joe”

slydig:

is it called crush because they will crush your heart into million pieces 

I just came out to my sister tonight… It was awkward but she said she was cool with it and she has lots of gay friends. Next step is to tell my parents but I will do that some other time because I’m going to Europe tomorrow!

straightgirl:

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun